"Daddy! You told me about the first Jorge, but forgot to tell me about the second Jorge!" No, no, calm down son. I'll tell you all about him, right now! His name was Jorge Francisco Isidoro Luis Borges Acevedo (1899 - 1986), but he was more commonly known by the name Jorge Luis Borges. He was…
Juice.
Do you like juice? I like juice... This guy has lots of juice! In many different exotic colors... I bet he would give me some if I was there, he looks pretty nice. He probably wouldn't have minded if I had a glass or two. He's got many different kinds of fruit too, so I…
Dini and Bini.
Sure, Harry Houdini is pretty cool... But have you heard of... Barry Bambini? Whose real name isn't actually Barry Bambini... But the music is pretty good: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cznrgHCLCvg
Die Traumdeutung.
My next text will record a dream that I had last night. Since I do not possess the necessary skills required to properly interpret it at this moment, I will save it here so that I can return to analyze it in the future. I was lying in my bed, playing with my donkey skin…